Money Can't Buy You Friends...

...but it can buy you followers. For a few quid you can make yourself look like the most insecure and boring person in the room.

Admitting you had a penis extension is mildly less embarrassing.

Imagine walking into a party with a whole group of hangers on...who then completely and utterly blank you for the entire evening. That's what it's like when you have an army of fake followers.

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